Norrisaurus Rex


Why Did the Dinosaurs Go Extinct?
By: The Working Man

Ever wonder why the dinosaurs went extinct?
Well the answer wasn't because of the climate change
or a meteorite.

It was because of  --  The Chuck Norrissaurus Rex!

Chuck Norris One Liners

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures
Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Ever wonder where they got Red Bull beverage from?
Chuck Norris decided to sell his urine as a canned

Chuck Norris does not sleep. He waits

Chuck Norris once taught a class called "Ass Kicking 101".
There were no survivors.

Chuck Norris carries a flashlight around in the dark,
not because he's afraid of the dark, but because the
dark is afraid of him.

Chuck Norris can eat just one Lay’s potato chip.

When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks
his closet for Chuck Norris

In fine print on the last page of the Guinness Book of World
Records it notes that all world records are held by Chuck Norris,
and those listed in the book are simply the closest anyone else
has ever gotten.

The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.

Chuck Norris once shot a German plane down with his finger,
by yelling, "Bang!"

Chuck Norris was originally cast as Jack Bauer in 24, but was
replaced by the producers when he managed to kill every terrorist
and save the day in 12 minutes and 37 seconds.

Chuck Norris won’t ever get a heart attack, because a heart
knows better than to attack Chuck Norris.

Superman owns a pair of Chuck Norris pajamas.

The Big Bang was actually Chuck Norris roundhouse kicking God
in the face.

When Chuck Norris sends in his taxes, he sends blank forms and
includes only a picture of himself, crouched and ready to attack.
Chuck Norris has not had to pay taxes ever.

Time waits for no man. Unless that man is Chuck Norris.

Chuck Norris can divide by zero.

The following is an entire list of things Chuck Norris
cannot do:

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